There's no place like home.

18 ▲ Male ▲ Australia
Vanity's like a funeral, and everyone's at my wake.
  • american person: *writes date*
  • me: but there is no 15th month

tornrnypickles:

Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door

(via boobsquish)

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

(Source: bl-ossomed, via funneestuff)